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They’re weirder than the guy measuring cicada pee strength?
You spend all that time and money on a PhD in entomology, you’ve got to justify it somehow. How else are you gonna get that grant money to fund your entire career?
Measuring Cicada pee, that’s how.
Didn’t forget about the military applications of cicada urination. It’s not like the research is just frivolous.
“Our troops can pee 10x in length by strengthening their prostate through cicada smoothies!”
🙋♂️🗣️ Why though?
“SILENCE, PEASANT!” Pees from across the room.
Wake up.
Scream.
Iono. seem pretty normal to me.
What a stupid headline. Nature’s weirdos? Really? Plenty of “weirdos” in nature.
Man, you gotta be careful with these things. The NIST is liable to see that and declare the “single cicada piss stream” as the new unit of measurement to replace the already rather Victorian “inHg”.
Nobody tell platypus…
