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Regular Terminator: AFFIRMATIVE.

New, improved, Irish Oโ€™Terminator: TOP OF THE MORNING, LADS.

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Not a phrase used in Ireland, but it made me laugh.

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Whatโ€™s the best Irish saying that is basically โ€œIโ€™ll be backโ€/โ€œsee you laterโ€

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You slap your thighs while getting up from a chair and say โ€˜Wellโ€ฆโ€™

Alternatively, one can say โ€˜Take careโ€™, which is my personal favourite.

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Right so

Gโ€™wan Iโ€™m gone

Gโ€™luck

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Cunt

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NEVER FIGHT UPHILL, ME BOYS!

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I was saying yesterday you never hear jokes anymore so hereโ€™s one:

An Irishman walks into a bar, orders three pints of Guinness, and sits in the corner, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches him and asks, โ€œYou know, theyโ€™ll go flat after a while.โ€

The Irishman replies, โ€œYou see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other is in Australia, and since we parted ways, Iโ€™ve not seen either of them. By ordering three beers, I am able to toast them both wherever they are.โ€

The bartender, touched by this gesture, decides not to intervene, and the Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, always ordering three beers and toasting his brothers.

One day, he comes in and orders only two pints. Sensing something amiss, the bartender inquires, โ€œI donโ€™t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss. Was it your brother from America or your brother from Australia?โ€

The Irishman replies, โ€œOh, no, neither of them has died. Iโ€™ve just given up the drink.โ€

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Soโ€ฆ Boondock Saints, but with androids?

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I need your clothes, your boots, and your shillelagh.

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*THAT'S HER, NOW

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