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88 points

Wait until he brings up mirror kissing.

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Weird

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Did you know that if you kiss a mirror, it’ll be on the lips?

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You gotta be faster than the speed of light, then you can kiss yourself on the cheek in the mirror.

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Interesting. Do you have any suggestions on how I can empower my narcissism?

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11 points

“How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?”

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6 points

He’s doing his best to give tips to the other narcissists out there - after all he learned from the best, himself

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Reposting content eh? Like we do here on lemmy? Unacceptable.

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3 points

That’s obviously OC so what are you talking about?

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4 points

imagine saying something 5 times in 10 years lmao what a piece of shit /s

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I’m sure glad you put the sarcasm mark in there or I’d be really upset.

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unfortunately ya gotta nowdays 😭

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