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Phrases that make absolutely no fucking sense in 194 countries out of 195

Elementary school police officer

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89 points

School bus tail gunner.

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Kindergarten Grenadier.

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I’m an American, and I’ve never heard of this. I think it might mostly be a joke at the expense of the shithole officers of Uvalde.

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They are often called “resource officers” and there was at least one in every public school I went to (east coast).

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2 at our highschool, 1 in jr high

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5 points

My high schools (private and public) had security guards

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I’d yeehaw if’n twernt so sad.

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8 points

gotta teach those kids how to lick boots early on in life.

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I think less than 193 tbh… In Latvia, a Social Democrat party has proposed surveillance cameras and pigs in schools. I’m pretty sure in other countries there has been talk as well

https://www.baltictimes.com/news/articles/6104/

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Man, social democrats sure do like building police states…

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Here, it’s the opposite. The social democrats and their allies were in government for a long time and the second the more conservatives (still pretty left compared to the USA though) got power they proposed a fuck ton of laws including visitation zones where they can search people without suspect. That law actually goes into effect very soon.

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4 points

Wat

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Says the guy living in a police state run by liberals…

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Like the socialist Nazi party throwing a world war with a side of genocide.

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6 points

Must be Arnold Schwarzenegger working there

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IT’S NOT A TUMOR!

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2 points

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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Well, you wouldn’t want to let all these kids play with their guns without an officer to watch over them, would you?

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Gotta make sure there’s no drug deals going on

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My country had police officers in all schools for a month or so after the First Ever School Shooting In The Entire Country happened, but only because parents demanded it.

This was only a bit ago actually.

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I think most countries will eventually go through one. For the UK it was Dunblane, after which the government went “no more handguns then?” and we all went “yeah, I suppose”, because only a handful of people kept them anyway.

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No, see they’re mostly there so children learn to obey through intimidation talk to police, and they definitely never use it as a punishment detail for officers who got in trouble for anger issues

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We have that in Brazil as well

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