Phrases that make absolutely no fucking sense in 194 countries out of 195
Elementary school police officer
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I’m an American, and I’ve never heard of this. I think it might mostly be a joke at the expense of the shithole officers of Uvalde.
They are often called “resource officers” and there was at least one in every public school I went to (east coast).
I think less than 193 tbh… In Latvia, a Social Democrat party has proposed surveillance cameras and pigs in schools. I’m pretty sure in other countries there has been talk as well
Here, it’s the opposite. The social democrats and their allies were in government for a long time and the second the more conservatives (still pretty left compared to the USA though) got power they proposed a fuck ton of laws including visitation zones where they can search people without suspect. That law actually goes into effect very soon.
Like the socialist Nazi party throwing a world war with a side of genocide.
My country had police officers in all schools for a month or so after the First Ever School Shooting In The Entire Country happened, but only because parents demanded it.
This was only a bit ago actually.
I have a special hate for inspirational water bottles, stickers or notebooks.
Me too, although it’s slightly less than normal ones, the only thing ours ever did was stop kids punching each other and DARE once a year.
Ours got a kick over charging kids with felonies that would follow them the rest of their lives.
If your expected to empty this everyday you’ll eventually end up being diabetic.
If we’re not joking, I kind of think the liver would go first. Unless your mixing it to like a 4% ABV, then maybe the beetus might get ya first.
Honestly there is a good chance you stress your liver out so much that the sugar and your food (bc let’s be honest, your probably not eating healthy either) gets turned into a shitload of triglycerides and you stroke out or have a heart attack from too long of hyperlipidemia.
Sugar-free means they are using a sugar substitute known as aspartame that’s known to cause cancer.
The hell is a school police officer??
Spotted the non-American! I’m very envious of your ignorance of this bullshit
In the good ol USA, schools often have what’s called a school resource officer. Meant to be the connection between school kids and the police department, they have been useful for truancy and other problems that happen with students ( esp. high school age) at schools.
Although more recently they’ve been the (mostly) reliable first contact in the event of a school shooter, the SRO is usually first on scene and relays into to responding officers.
Afaik the top bully in school.
So when a kid gets transferred to a new elementary school they are advised as a newcomer to punch the baddest bully/the officer to establish dominance, preferably during recess, with one of them prison food trays. … no, wait, that can’t be right, US kids dont get food at school.
(But for real, from the headlines I only ever heard bad things)
Is not it supposed to be chilled? By noon it will be warm, and drinking warm coke is just disgusting, unless it is mostly alcohol, and then you would just not remember.
