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Why not kick him for making you?

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God fucked TimDave’s mother?

Does that mean TimDave is Jesus’ half-brother?

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I know we haven’t been formerly introduced but user TimDave seems like a much cooler, and real, person compared to your Jesus myth. As far as I know TimDave has never ordered that his enemies be murdered and cast at his feet.

So why would he be upset about existing?

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When did Jesus order that his enemies be murdered and cast at his feet?

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Luke 19:27

But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them—bring them here and kill them in front of me.’”

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Luke 19:27

He sets up an analogy of himself as king and then has the king say that. It’s a weasel way of saying stuff. On the level of me taking a hand puppet out and making it say mean things. “Don’t get upset it was Mr. Scruffy that said it not me”.

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Bud, you’re not doing any good here. Your approach assumes the other person believes that Jesus is real. That’s like arguing for human rights with a Republican – it’s fundamentally against their ideals.

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At least they’d never be able to say that they weren’t told about this.

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Do you really think you’re the first Christian who’s told them this? Did they just emerge from the cave they’ve spent their entire life in just to post on Lemmy?

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Christianity is obsessed with sending people to hell.

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