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Ohhh, Fisker the Car company not Fiskar the scissor company.

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Fiskars the blade company also makes Gerber products. The knives, not the Baby food.

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Babies can eat knives if they’re brave enough

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You can eat anything, once.

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Have you met babies? They’ll eat anything, period. Except their food. That’s half the challenge in parenting.

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Anything’s a baby if you’re brave enough?

Amidoinitright?

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Knives, the cutting implement? Not The Knife, the Swedish electronic band?

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and Gerber the knife brand used to be an absolute seal of quality but now the majority of their items are cheap chinese-manufactured garbage. Only the top dollar knives are still any good. It’s quite sad really.

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Everything has worsened, Leatherman isn’t the company it used to be either.

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36 points

It’s Fiskars

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29 points

I bet they’d make a sharp looking car

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Really cutting edge.

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In the irradiated wasteland after the climate wars there will be a blacksmith somewhere stamping Fiskars on the crude sheers he uses to shave his two headed sheep.

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Then he will be zapped for trademark infringement with an orbital laser operated by the space oligarchs.

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TIL it’s spelled Fiskar

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I was pretty worried about that TBH. I don’t buy them frequently but that’s because they’re usually good tools that last.

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They also make wonderful axes and mauls I use to abuse trees and let all my anger out. A by product of this behavior is I also get to heat my home in the cold months.

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Their lawn weed puller is legit also.

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Phew! Close one.

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