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The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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in facepalm@lemmy.wtf•The Drama Queen

I’d recommend some books to you but your state government probably banned them

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in fuckcars@lemmy.world•Noise Pollution ruins quality of life

Let me run out and ask my neighbor, who also carries a gun while he mows the lawn

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The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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in politicalmemes@lemmy.world•Trump hiding from the next presidential debate...

Shake my hand you little shit

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in mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world•Patterns on this watermelon

Looks like the opening scene of star wars episode 3

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in nottheonion@lemmy.world•Biden wears Trump hat as 9/11 unity gesture, says White House

Guh huh look at me in the rapist hat. What a gesture

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The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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in world@lemmy.world•Putin: lifting Ukraine missile restrictions would put Nato ‘at war’ with Russia

Keep rattling that saber and it’ll fall apart

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The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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in politics@lemmy.world•JD Vance says GOP should threaten a shutdown: 'Why have a government if it’s not a functioning government?'

How about, so our service men and women are guaranteed to get a paycheck? Is that a good enough reason couch fucker?

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in world@lemmy.world•Japan to criminalise cannabis use

Weird ass analogy there 🧐

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