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Nope. If your age minimum for a partner y is determined by your age x with the function:

y = 1/2 x + 7

then the point where y = x is at y - 7 = 1/2 x. Setting y to x leads us to x - 7 = x / 2, which happens at x = 14.

At x = 18, y = 18/2 + 7 = 9 + 7 = 16.

Relatedly, if we invert the function, y - 7 = 1/2 x, thus 2y - 14 = x, which gives us the theoretical maximum for a possible partner. If a possible partner is older than that, you’d be understood to call them a cougar, or whatever the male equivalent is.

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Yeah 14 is fine. 6 year olds shouldn’t be dating anyone anyway

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But she wanted to borrow my truck???

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And a newborn should be dating nobody younger than seven, while also dating nobody older than yet to be born in 14 years 😛

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Don’t you hate it when your 6 year old starts dating those people from the negative mirrorworld? No child of mine I say!

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When your six year old starts dating people’s tentative plans to have a child

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How might this apply to calculator relationships?

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I guess this makes more sense.

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whatever the male equivalent is

Dirty Old Man

Daddy

Lothario

Creep

Giuliani

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