128 points

Read the text 3 times before spotted the 36 on the pic. Where is the useless red circle when you have a brain fart?

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I came to the comments for an explanation because I completely missed the age labels, so thank you.

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Honestly I’ve unironically missed the entirety of the image at first, I went directly to the text. And probably a lot of internet-savvy people would, this kind of image is useless decoration 90% of the time and people are trained to not look at it. Same concept as in that research where they asked people to find the current population number on a webpage and they had a very hard time, despite the value being in big red digits or something equally distinctive.

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Spotted the 36 year old. Put on some glasses old man!

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3 points

Got me you punk!

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When it’s concerning a brain fart, should it instead be a nice green cloud-shaped outline around the relevant part?

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36 points

xkcd readers remembering 8 billion comic id numbers:

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You act like they have to pull it up with a number ID and don’t already have every xkcd alphabetically, pneumonically and categorically sorted in their bookmarks.

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Amazing, there really is an xkcd for everything

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7 points

Wow my dating pool is at maximum, while i have been single for last 4 years

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That’s a ridden hard and put away wet 36.

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That is a “meth as a career” 36.

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It’s not the years, honey. It’s the mileage.

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This is the second time this week I’ve ever heard this phrase in my entire life. I feel like I know what it means but I’m afraid to ask

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It’s a horse riding addage, a horse ridden hard gets dirty and messy, put away wet means it doesn’t get cleaned. Basically a dirty worn old looking horse.

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Ohhhh. Oh. That was not what I was thinking at all. Lmao

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I think it’s more the riding gear than the horse. You’ll get a rotten saddle pretty quick when the leather gets waterlogged and not taken care of.

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75 points

Homeboy is HAGGARD for 36! That man is at least 65.

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It’s a 36 year old as seen by an 8 year old, which appears to be, as I suspected, the age of wikihow authors.

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LOL. Yeah. That dude in the picture took her age, added 7 years, doubled that and then lied about his own age.

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Idk I’m 36 and this checks out

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gray hair looks wiser though. wish i could rock a Gandalf do

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Grey hair doesn’t need to be “fixed” if you don’t want to dye it, grey hair looks awesome. Rock that shit proudly if you’ve got it.

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I was being facetious lol but my hair is thinning out up top. I’ve always shaved my own hair though, twice a year. Once it goes far enough though I’ll just keep it shaved on the bare metal of the clippers.

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I have prematurely gray hair and I get a lot of compliments on it.

Since I’m a woman it’s “silver”, mind you.

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Same.

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7 points

That’s after 25 years down the coal mine

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If he’s 65 then she’s looking good for 39…

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it reminds me of online dating.

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Good advice from 1901. Especially the bit about not marrying women older, taller, or wealthier than you. Especially all 3. Even if she’s like 1 day older, 1 inch taller, or $1 wealthier than you. You gotta man up and not tie that knot!

/S

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Thank god for that “/S”

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Personally I won’t mind marrying a woman that was any of those things. Preferably all three

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I’m ready to live my sugar baby life

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Actually, a good advice in general though. Not many marriages last when the woman is considerably wealthier or older. Not sure about taller, I’ve seen a lot of successfull exceptions.

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