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Imagine seeing this as a Biden campaign staffer. What do you even do? Just pack up and leave at this point, you lost.

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What do you even do?

i have some ideas

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15 points

Break out the ?

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40 points

Give Biden’s dog treats every time it bites a secret service agent to encourage the behaviour.

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You don’t even need to do that, all his dogs seem to have the spirit of Negro Matapacos in them and you love to see it

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Do this while Biden can see, then withhold Bidens ice cream and point at the secret service agents

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Melchett: President Joe Biden has formulated a brilliant new tactical plan to ensure final victory over Trump!

Blackadder: Ah, would this brilliant plan involve doubling down on genocide and oppression while attacking the left?

Darling: How could you possibly know that, Blackadder, it’s classified information!

B: It’s the same plan that we used last time… and the seventeen times before that.

M: E-e-exactly! And that is what is so brilliant about it! Doing precisely what we’ve done eighteen times before is the last thing they’ll expect us to do this time! There is, however, one small problem.

B: The fact that he’s plummeting in the polls and everyone under 35 is calling him “Genocide Joe?”

M: That’s right! And President Joe Biden is worried that this may be depressing the base a tad. So! He’s looking to find a way to cheer them up!

B: Well, his resignation and suicide would seem the obvious route.

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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Write that down darling

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it’s wild they’re not even making an attempt to coopt this energy the way they did in 2020

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How can they? It’s easy as Dems to twist the blm riots to be anti-Trump and coast off of that. They can’t really do that here and have to walk on eggshells when paying lip service because of how sensitive Israel is to even the mildest criticism

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Using Hamas as a wedge, getting some inclusion of hostages or 10/6, etc.

Like there’s marginal stuff here, and they’re not even trying the same way they easily flipped abolish into defund, knowing all along they weren’t gonna do either anyway. Their only play so far has been to bang the antisemitism drum and I don’t think that’s enough without pairing it with something like the above.

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