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My dream is to die with absolutely nothing but massive bank debt. I have no living relatives, so there is no one to get the money from. I mean, “Hello Mr. Twat you have terminal cancer” next stop is the bank to take out the biggest loan my excellent credit will let me get. Tom Selleck the house go to Vegas bet it all on black until it’s gone return home and burn the house down around me fuck the bank…a boy can dream lol

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I’d totally do this if I had no family

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Having a family is a solvable problem.

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I mean I could get rid of them I suppose, but others put up with worse.

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Legally give a homeless person ownership of the house

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That’s a better, less petty idea but the bank would just take it from them.

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