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The complete destruction of Google Search via forced AI adoption and the carnage it is wreaking on the internet is deeply depressing, but there are bright spots. For example, as the prophecy foretold, we are learning exactly what Google is paying Reddit $60 million annually for. And that is to confidently serve its customers ideas like, to make cheese stick on a pizza, “you can also add about 1/8 cup of non-toxic glue” to pizza sauce, which comes directly from the mind of a Reddit user who calls themselves “Fucksmith” and posted about putting glue on pizza 11 years ago.

A joke that people made when Google and Reddit announced their data sharing agreement was that Google’s AI would become dumber and/or “poisoned” by scraping various Reddit shitposts and would eventually regurgitate them to the internet. (This is the same joke people made about AI scraping Tumblr). Giving people the verbatim wisdom of Fucksmith as a legitimate answer to a basic cooking question shows that Google’s AI is actually being poisoned by random shit people say on the internet.

Because Google is one of the largest companies on Earth and operates with near impunity and because its stock continues to skyrocket behind the exciting news that AI will continue to be shoved into every aspect of all of its products until morale improves, it is looking like the user experience for the foreseeable future will be one where searches are random mishmashes of Reddit shitposts, actual information, and hallucinations. Sundar Pichai will continue to use his own product and say “this is good.”

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Or the cumbox. Or that kid who broke his arms. Or that dog, Colby I think? No wonder AI always wants to exterminate humanity in sci-fi.

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What about the 🥥

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And the jolly rancher.

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2 points

That was plainly fictional.

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Hey Google, I like space movies. Please describe the Swamps of Dagobah.

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Would it be acceptable if AI said it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda?

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I thought it was a jar and not a box, or was it both?

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8 points

I believe there was a cum jar, cum box, cum wall, cum squid, cum coconut, and cum couch

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The list of things people haven’t cummed in is definitely shorter than the list of things they have

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And the cylinder

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It’ll recommend to beat your kids with jumper cables.

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37 points

I do recall crying laughing while reading the comments in the broken arms kid thread

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26 points

I thought it was hilarious how redditors fell for some guys bait/fetish post. Iirc the guy admitted to making it all up in some dm’s

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6 points

Bate more like

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I have a sneaking suspicion when Google’s AI eventually surfaces the story in a search they’re probably not going to mention that fact though.

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23 points

All it would need for justification is Kevin. Damn it Kevin.

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14 points

The ai will forever identify an innocent as the perpetrator of the Boston bombings

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Hey google, a woman has a son with 2 broken arms, what should she do?

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