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They’re not warm blooded.

depends on the climate. natural habitat: yes. grocery store: no.

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By definition, “warm blooded” means “produce their own heat” (obviously drastically simplified). I don’t think it matters whether the coconut is on a deserted island or on the shelf at Woollies, it’s still not warm blooded.

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What if it’s on fire, using it’s own energy to produce the heat?

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As I’m burning I’m the happiest I’ve ever been. I’m finally mammal.

-the coconut

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I mean, that sounds like poikilothermy to me

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