They’re not warm blooded. Maybe they’re flamingos.
And they produce dairy-free milk, whereas mammal milk is definitely of the dairy variety.
They’re not warm blooded.
depends on the climate. natural habitat: yes. grocery store: no.
By definition, “warm blooded” means “produce their own heat” (obviously drastically simplified). I don’t think it matters whether the coconut is on a deserted island or on the shelf at Woollies, it’s still not warm blooded.
They don’t secrete a filtered blood derived substance through modified sweat glands, thus not milk producing, nearly milk substitute producing.
Wild thought, vampires that drink milk instead of blood.
Neither Coconuts nor Oats have Mammary Exocrine Glands
You can milk any animal that has nipples… but, do coconuts have nipples?!
I rest my case 😎
I have nipples @jarfil@beehaw.org , could you milk me?
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