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True story. I woke.up wirh my.cat touching my face, like intentionally trying to wake me up, when I opened my eyes she droped a LIVE cockroach In my face. I guess she was trying to warn me or give me.a gift but that was traumatic

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Did you scream immediately? …the cockroach didn’t enter your mouth doesn’t it?

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omg no!!! I did scream and jumped, and slaped the roach far away. Then my cat killed it and left a mess for me to clean

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LOL. Our cats are just so thoughtful aren’t they?

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lovely

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Bro that was traumatic to read. Please accept my condolences. I hope you will recover.

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