To be fair, this is one magnificent piece of paper.

I would lay on it.

She looks like she’s giving the ol’ razzle dazzle

Love this! Ours has a favorite paper bag. We don’t dare throw it away. It’s been on the floor for over six months now.

“Hello, Jon. This is my belly. If you touch it, I WILL murder you. Right in front of your stupid little kid that always pulls my tail. Until then, I’m just gonna give a reeeeaaaaalllll big stretch!”

We call this “doing paperwork.”