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technically, they wont collide. theyll kinda pass through each other

space is very big

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yeah good luck with that. I’m taking an umbrella to work just in case.

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Yeah, we probably won’t even notice, even if we hadn’t been extinct for millions of years.

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That’s just the kind of lax attitude that might get us extinct

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Winchester? 🤷‍♂️

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Have a nice cold pint and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

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I’m more than happy to jump over to whichever side is winning. Got my Andromeda flag ready to fly as soon as things start leaning in their favor.

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Traitor!

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I updooted both of you.

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Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.

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Booooooo!

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I’m going to put in my request for that day off now. That way if they try to tell me 4.5 billion years from now that I didn’t put in my request soon enough, I’m fucking done.

It’s still iffy on if they’re going to give me the day of the 2038 bug off. I requested off for January 19th 2038 in 2017. Fucking enshitification.

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Oh man, you should ALSO have taken off 1.1.1970 (IIRC) to get that day off.

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I love it! I’m definitely going to do that, first thing monday morning. Better nate than lever.

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Do we have insurance for that?

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Hmm, mine specifically excludes acts of Astraios

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