A lot of hacking is actually social engineering. It’s not hard to get a tech-illiterate person to give up their password, and that’s the softest target for an attack.

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I prefer the old “drop a usb in the parking lot”

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Be sure to put a label on it that says “secrets!”

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Nowadays you’d probably be more likely to get a hit by putting an “Anime titties” label on the drive

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Just put the CEO’s name on it and a very recent date. They’ll be dying to know what secret information the CEO was carrying around.

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I prefer a label that says, “Warning: USB stick contains scary virus. Do not plug into a computer”

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the softest target

Managment making notes

All employes must be buff.
Fitness trainings for everyone are now mandatory!
Problem solved.
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Managment taking notes:

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Or even jaded tech savvy people. I work in IT and there have been a number of times that I have witnessed or heard about people who know better causing an incident because they’re burnt out or irate.

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“Wait a second…I don’t give a shit about this company.”

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This seems like there is an idea for a joke or a comic here somewhere…

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Happy employees are less likely to be socially engineered? Wow shocker

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That’s a good point! I like the way you think! What is your password?

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It’s *******, what’s yours?

Edit: that’s cool, Lemmy blocks it out!

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Ah, cool, let me try:

iWantToSuckFrozengyro’sToes69

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Oh so that’s why Lemmy sensors my f words

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hunter2

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I am so sick of everyone asking me for my password with no spaces or capitals.

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W h A t I s Y o U r P a S s W o R d ?

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Hacker voice: “I’m in”

Looks at overly complicated industry software he’s never even heard of before

“I’m out”

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“Looks like these guys have already been hit with ransomware.”

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So SAP.

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Wait, I have an idea! Yes, just as I thought, I can overlay their proprietary operating system with this fancy looking graphical interface that resembles nothing and gain full control of their system. I’m back in!

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That sounds like Grafana with extra steps.

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We have these obligatory online seminars about web security /privacy at work.

Turns out that for some reason, with Privacy Badger enabled, they appear as “passed” instantly. I never saw a single second of these endless seminars.

I tried to tell the IT guy but he couldn’t care less and I suspect he didn’t even know what Privacy Badger actually is

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“Working as intended” - the dev who loves Privacy Badger.

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Or maybe he feels that these seminars are for people who don’t use things like privacy badger.

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It seems like you don’t need Training then (:

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now I want to know what privacy badger is amd I’m too lazy to google it…

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Its like the only accurate part of hackers

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And sadly, hackers is like the most accurate hacking in any movie.

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The books that Cereal Killer pulls out are all legit also. The titles at least are all real books.

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Untrue, we also have a functioning Gibson screensaver.

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We get fake phishing emails that are actually from IT and if we don’t recognize and report them, we get a talking-to. It’s a good way of keeping employees vigilant.

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A friend (who actually works in IT) apparently has a good system at his company. It actually automates turning real phishing attempts into internal tests. It effectively replaces links etc and sends it onwards. If the user actually clicks through, their account is immediately locked. It requires them to contact IT to unlock it again, often accompanied by additional training.

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Wait. So your friend’s company has the ability to reliably detect phishing attacks, but instead of just blocking them outright, it replaces the malicious phishing links with their own phishing links, sends those on to employees, and prevents them from doing their jobs of they fall for it?

Sounds like your friend’s company’s IT people are kind of dickheads

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I work at a company that does something similar; it can be annoying to deal with these fake phishing emails from our own IT, but a 10-15 minute training session if you fail is a lot less disruptive than what can happen if you clicked the real link instead.

I consider myself a bit more tech-savvy than average, but I’ve almost fallen for a couple of these fake phishing emails. It helps me to keep up with what the latest versions of these attacks look like (and keeps me on my toes too…)

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Well the company probably can’t detect them reliably, so wih the ones it does detect it trains them to avoid the ones that they can’t detect.

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It’s not every phishing email. I think it’s technically those that get through the initial filters, and get reported, but don’t quote me on that. Apparently it’s quite effective. They also don’t need to report every one. It’s only if they do something that could have compromised the company that causes a lock down. It’s designed to be disruptive and embarrassing, but only if they actively screw up.

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My last company did this. They’d also send out surveys and training from addresses I didn’t recognize, so I’d report those, too, only to be told they were legit 😂

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Yeah this is a running joke at our workplace too. Only to be asked by some manager to do those week or few later

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I send supervisor emails about stuff I’m not gonna do to my spam folder as well…

“Did you get the email?”

“Nope, sorry, it looked a little suspicious so I didn’t open and sent it to spam…”

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Basically you created a echo chamber at work where you can only hear what you want to hear

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We do as well, except we only concern ourselves with the people who click them.

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My workplace does this too. I can usually tell when the email isn’t a legit phishing email but an IT test though. Not sure how helpful that is.

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That’s neat, will steal this.

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Lol I don’t click shit.

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We get those, but the sender email shows up as blahblah@employersname.kn0wbe4.compromisedblog.org or whatever. Literally the most obvious possible address. I’m always tempted to forward one to IT and ask if they’re serious with that shit.

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Ours are the opposite: the sender’s email shows up as a normal name@company.com email. Gmail is supposed to warn when a return address is being spoofed like that, but I guess my company turned that warning off for these fake phishing emails. There’s still no SPF but I don’t check the SPF unless an email looks suspicious so I hope that that warning will work for real, sophisticated phishing.

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Same. Users who click on links get signed up for remedial training courses lol

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I always just ignore anything that looks dodgy, I can’t be bothered to spend the time reporting emails when I get so damn many that are either spam or phishing

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But if they’re recognized it means they aren’t doing a good enough job faking them

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Oh well, time to get better IT guys

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We do too, so I just tell my team to flag everything as spam

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