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I might care if they paid me a living wage.

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I’m all for acting your wage, but I don’t want to make victims of anyone who is interacting with my company simply because I was feeling spiteful. The company will be fine, the tons of people who just had their information leaked are the ones who are truly inconvenienced and may face financial repercussions later on when their information is distributed. Just something to consider

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I have to care about mine. If I cause a security breach, I can be sent to prison.

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7 points

Pay people enough and this is less likely to happen.

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As somone in IT who has to deal with executives I can assure you that high compensation has no correlation with good security practices :(

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44 points

(Opens DOS, frantically types)
“Heh. I was able to SSH right into their jpg with nothing but an Ethernet cable and router grease.”

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router grease

I don’t think that’s what you think it is sir carefully hides tissues

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A lot of hacking is actually social engineering. It’s not hard to get a tech-illiterate person to give up their password, and that’s the softest target for an attack.

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I prefer the old “drop a usb in the parking lot”

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Be sure to put a label on it that says “secrets!”

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Nowadays you’d probably be more likely to get a hit by putting an “Anime titties” label on the drive

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I prefer a label that says, “Warning: USB stick contains scary virus. Do not plug into a computer”

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Just put the CEO’s name on it and a very recent date. They’ll be dying to know what secret information the CEO was carrying around.

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the softest target

Managment making notes

All employes must be buff.
Fitness trainings for everyone are now mandatory!
Problem solved.
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Managment taking notes:

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That’s a good point! I like the way you think! What is your password?

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5

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hunter2

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It’s *******, what’s yours?

Edit: that’s cool, Lemmy blocks it out!

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Ah, cool, let me try:

iWantToSuckFrozengyro’sToes69

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Oh so that’s why Lemmy sensors my f words

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I am so sick of everyone asking me for my password with no spaces or capitals.

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W h A t I s Y o U r P a S s W o R d ?

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Or even jaded tech savvy people. I work in IT and there have been a number of times that I have witnessed or heard about people who know better causing an incident because they’re burnt out or irate.

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36 points

“Wait a second…I don’t give a shit about this company.”

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17 points

This seems like there is an idea for a joke or a comic here somewhere…

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9 points

Happy employees are less likely to be socially engineered? Wow shocker

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A good portion of the movie Hackers was social engineering. That’s how Mitnick got into a lot of systems as well. Why search for vulnerabilities in apps when people are much easier to manipulate.

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HACK THE PLANET

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Loved that movie. That has been a fallback movie for so long now.

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