One random piece becomes Pinkie Pie.

The melting glaciers caused by the climate changw cause the water level to rise and make one row and column from each edge of the board blue and unusable.

Bomb to d5 (similar to bomberman logic, bomb is kickable when you try to move into it and has three blocks explosion size, the bomb explodes three turns later)

Where are the pawns? WHERE ARE THE PAWNS!?

Edit: This needs additional explanation. What was the order of the moves and how did you interpret them.

“Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy.” ❌
“One grain of rice in A1” ✅
“Kings pawn cracks its egg and becomes a queen.” ❌
“Castle with the enemy rook.” ✅
“All previously played moves get played again.” ✅
“White queen has a mental breakdown and enters an emo phase for the next 6 turns” ❌
“All pawns undergo mitosis. One of them had a mutation and promotes to a knook.” ❌

There are two additional queens from nowhere, while no kings are present. That wasn’t in any move.

This is not reddit. We have standards.

Black gets a licence to crenellate and installs walls and cannons around each of their rooks