1. Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy.
  2. One grain of rice in A1
  3. White queen has a mental breakdown and enters an emo phase for the next 6 turns
  4. All previously played moves get played again.
  5. All pawns undergo mitosis. One of them had a mutation and promotes to a knook.
  6. Kings pawn cracks its egg and becomes a queen.
  7. Castle with the enemy rook.
24 points
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Where are the pawns? WHERE ARE THE PAWNS!?

Edit: This needs additional explanation. What was the order of the moves and how did you interpret them.

“Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy.” ❌
“One grain of rice in A1” ✅
“Kings pawn cracks its egg and becomes a queen.” ❌
“Castle with the enemy rook.” ✅
“All previously played moves get played again.” ✅
“White queen has a mental breakdown and enters an emo phase for the next 6 turns” ❌
“All pawns undergo mitosis. One of them had a mutation and promotes to a knook.” ❌

There are two additional queens from nowhere, while no kings are present. That wasn’t in any move.

This is not reddit. We have standards.

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11 points

“Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy.” ❌

the pawns all got killed, they werent powerful enough

“Kings pawn cracks its egg and becomes a queen.” ❌

my brain read kings pawn as king

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3 points

I mean, it is definitely anarchy

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5 points

I see two gains of rice in A1

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Because it was played twice

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2 points

Good catch, I stand corrected

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13 points

Can you please share the list of moves you did? I hope that this gets in the top 7 or that you do in anyway

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7 points

ok but if it gets in the top 7 i will skip it

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1 point

Fair enough

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9 points

Every piece rotates 78° clockwise

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Kings decide to come out of hiding, and come out at the same time holding hands and rainbow flags

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7 points

The skip button is added to b5 from “stanley parable ultra deluxe”. If pressed additional 7 comments got played.

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1 point

Which comments?

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I would say top ones. So like 14 top comments get played instead of 7.

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