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Repeatedly asking “Why would I lie?” really makes it seem like he’s lying, lol. I wouldn’t have even considered it if hadn’t brought it up.

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Chasing pipe dreams

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I’ve got em! Wait till I show the guys how to shove your hands through em!

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Roger couldn’t remember if Foreman B. Eavers specified whether the 90 degree bend was to the left, or the right, so he got one of each, just to be safe.

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I like this one.

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IMPACT MEME FONT: TAKE THESE Ls

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