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If you’re not maniacally ripping every minute of theoretical fun out of your vacation with an insane timetable that begins at 0500, you’re probably rich enough that your dietician has you fasting intermittently.

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Or you’re rich enough to afford breakfast from anywhere you want.

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Hotel breakfasts tend to be more expensive than eating out.

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7 points

Or they’re free.

Also there’s a linux distro in development names Aux you know!

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I am thinking about it the other way around. Most people consider vacations as a chance to get rest, because they are working starting 5 in the morning for the rest of the year.

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That’s the conundrum - for many people anything that follows a timetable is not fun per definition.

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Why do you need a dietician to run an IF protocol?

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57 points

You will not find that I have said so. Hope this message finds you comfortably hungover and ten-fingered this Roswell Day

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9 points

If you have to ask, then you’re one of those … Poor People ™. 🧐

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117 points

You got me fucked up if I’m waking up early on my master approved break from wage slaving. I’m waking up at noon and I’m having a bowl for breakfast.

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47 points

Bowl of peanut butter crunch.

After ripping a steamroller of course

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37 points

ripping a steamroller across your favorite shirt.

After getting high of course

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high up in the hotel because the club level’s breakfast has an omelette station.

After smoking marijuana of course

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We’ve let morning neurotypicals rule over us for too long!!

It is time to rebel & rebuilt!
(But a bit later, it’s like 9am here)

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I honestly aggree. I arranged my shit quite well, started working late, worked till it’s late. It is how I like it, I get really productive at ~15:00 till ~19:00. Now my children go to school (therefore I have to get up early) and they banned working after 18:00 at my company (thanks labour union, I get what you wanted to do, but you screwed me). My productivity dropped so much it stresses me out and I am constantly tired, because I don’t sleep enough.

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Same - I’ve basically forced my employer to de facto let me work whenever I want.

I mean, they just like the output they get and with literally no drawbacks, so it’s especially shitty knowing that I’ve basically been fighting some … traditions?

Its literally just full on discrimination (as classification I mean), it’s just too much of a dispersed problem to gain attention & we are all brainwashed (starring late is considered lazy yet finishing early isn’t).

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24 points

We shall begin the revolution at the crack of noon!

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11 points

*Groans* Noon?

That’s so early!

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5 points

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Noon? That’s when I eat breakfast! Can we do 5 pm?

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6 points

Rebel now. Rebuild … ah, let’s rebel first and then take a nap or have a snack. The rubble will be needing to be rebuild tomorrow still.

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No, we rebuild when normies are sleeping so when they wake up everything is already different, scheduled changed, work hours flexible, any reference to time before noon punishable.

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5 points

Meeting scheduled before 9? Instant kick to the balls. Meeting scheduled during lunch? Believe it or not, that’s a paddling. I mean kick to the balls.

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95 points

And a sign up that says YOU MUST NOT TAKE THINGS FROM THE BREAKFAST ROOM!

Yeah, fuck you. Pockets full of churros.

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Damn I need to stay at your hotels. The ones I stay at usually you’re lucky if you get fresh fruit

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I went to one that had a random box of dunkin Donuts 12ct that clearly had gone through their break room and nobody wanted the rest lol

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6 points

Damn got that 5 star treatment

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10 points

“Continental breakfast” means some shitty $0.50 box of dollar store knockoff brand cereal and a paper bowl.

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Even better when the box itself is the bowl and it inevitably leaks rainbow colored milk everywhere.

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I think churros are pretty common at Comfort Inn. Maybe of the “Marriotts” as well—like Fairfield Inn maybe.

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ATTENTION ALL NINES: FOOD IS TO BE CONSUMED, NOT HOARDED

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I saw Pockets Full O’ Churros live once! Good show…

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ahh that brings back my memory of sneaking out lettuce from the hotel cafeteria so I can give it to the local perfume & tea shop keeper’s tortoise, talking with the locals is the best

look at this tiny big chomp :)

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