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It could be worse. You could fall in love with someone, get married and, after years of happiness together, that person discovers Crocs and loves them to death.

My poor wife. She did say for better or worse, however.

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6 points

You should get a pair of the cowboy boots

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6 points

New boot goofin’

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5 points

Meanwhile I bought my fiancee some when her second pair of flats died every two years.

She like the tye dye pattern for her new wannabe flats Crocs.

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7 points

When’s your anniversary? These Swarovski crystal Crocs would be the perfect gift.

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35 points

I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of my Croc nuts slamming against my heels!

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16 points

A couple bumper stickers couldn’t hurt.

“Keep on Crocking”

“My Other Shoes Are Crocs”

“Croc if You’re Horny”

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8 points

Crocking on heaven’s door

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25 points

If you can’t handle me in my crocs you don’t deserve me in my socks…and crocs

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24 points

Me walking around in my Crocs, Hawaiian shirt and harem pants.

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harem pants

TIL. I initially assumed this was a swypo for cargo pants.

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If you feel a lingering stare across the street, that’s me. I am in awe at how comfy that looks.

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20 points

She was married to Marilyn Manson and crocs is her greatest fear?

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3 points

Who is this lady? I recognize her for some reason.

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4 points

Dita Von Teese

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3 points

Some reason

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0 points

I just remember my ex-GF being obsessed with her. Couldn’t remember her name.

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2 points

Priorities

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