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It could be worse. You could fall in love with someone, get married and, after years of happiness together, that person discovers Crocs and loves them to death.

My poor wife. She did say for better or worse, however.

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6 points

You should get a pair of the cowboy boots

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New boot goofin’

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Meanwhile I bought my fiancee some when her second pair of flats died every two years.

She like the tye dye pattern for her new wannabe flats Crocs.

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7 points

When’s your anniversary? These Swarovski crystal Crocs would be the perfect gift.

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My wife seems to think Crocs are suitable safety shoes when working with machinery in the garden.

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As long as she doesn’t run her feet over. Though I can’t say I’m any better in flip flops

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When bits of sky blue foam and blood start flying everywhere, that’s when you know to turn the machine off.

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1 point

What about flip flops

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I’ve never liked those. I think the thong part chafes too much. Sandals > flip flops

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You’ve only had shitty ones then. My feet basically touch only Havaianas from spring to autumn and they’ve never been happier.

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It’s possible. Could be that they’re just not for me.

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I wear them all year round. Even then snow

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I love how crocs are cheap and durable. I hate how they make it feel like your feet are constantly being stabbed hundreds of times and have no clue how someone could find that comfortable in any meaningful way.

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Stabbed? You mean by the little nubs inside? Dude…?!!!

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7 points

Erm, socks?

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What sort of Crocs are you wearing lmao. Or maybe you have turbo sensitive feet??

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What are You talking about? What stabbing? For me they’re the most comfortable shoes I’ve ever worn.

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There are hundreds of tiny nubs in the bottom.

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You gotta wear them with socks for maximum comfort.

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Just wear em for a week or two and they’ll wear away to fit your foot perfectly.

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