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Reducing the pay and benefits of your best computer programmer/IT person is not a good move, anon.

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Nah, the real best IT person is working in the basement and hasn’t come out since 2003

/s

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That person is at home working on personal projects and occasionally checks on the automated systems they set up in the basement 20 years ago

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dw there’s a furry in the workspace

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“I have no problems with my computers” - “None that you noticed yet”

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Who’s saying it’s their best programmer/IT person? It could very well be their head of HR or legal counsel.

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It’s an in joke and a genuine trend that there’s a large overlap between programmers/IT and trans women.

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Ah, ok, I wasn’t aware.

I was trying to make a joke that they were such a chad that they’d do this to their legal/HR team.

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Be sure to mansplain things to her, too. Oh, “mansplaining” is when you assume they are ignorant about a topic and start explaining it as if they are clueless.

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Thanks for pointing that out in case OP’s employee is in the comments.

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OP means original poster

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Poster is the person who made the post

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I don’t keel over to the flu. Maybe the bitch here is just you. No need to generalise.

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Nice misandry. Now I know who to block

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Have you considered questioning your gender? Maybe you just aren’t manly enough. If you try hard even you can be a manly little bitch while having a cold /j

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But do you keel over to the common cold? Stay on topic!

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I’ve broken just about every bone in each arm and leg. I’ve seen my own blood more times than I can remember and my own bones peaking out my skin twice. Cuts, bruises and minor burns are generally ignored. One day my clumsiness will kill me, because I refuse to learn. At least I will go out proud.

But a cold will fuck me up every single time. Sometimes for days. And yes, I will whine all the time nonstop.

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I’d rather have a broken bone once if it means I’ll never catch cold again.

Broken leg for couple of months is preferable to blocked and runny nose.

Fuck cold.

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When you’re not trying to move the affected bone, it’s easy to forget about a break. With a cold you’re reminded with every breath, every swallow, and every time it makes you sneeze or throw a coughing fit.

Yep, not a fan!

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100 points

Trans-inclusive radical misogyny…

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Those damn TIRMs and their Conditions

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Anon is a Trans Inclusive Radical Sexist.

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the correct word is TIRM. trans inclusionary radical misogynist.

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TRIM sounds better

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Trans-radical inclusive misogynist doesn’t quite work, unfortunately.

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54 points

Lawful Evil

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