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Anon is an ally(sh.itjust.works)

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Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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atro_city@fedia.io
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I don’t keel over to the flu. Maybe the bitch here is just you. No need to generalise.

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weker01@feddit.de
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Have you considered questioning your gender? Maybe you just aren’t manly enough. If you try hard even you can be a manly little bitch while having a cold /j

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Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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atro_city@fedia.io
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Nice misandry. Now I know who to block

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sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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But do you keel over to the common cold? Stay on topic!

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rustyfish@lemmy.world
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I’ve broken just about every bone in each arm and leg. I’ve seen my own blood more times than I can remember and my own bones peaking out my skin twice. Cuts, bruises and minor burns are generally ignored. One day my clumsiness will kill me, because I refuse to learn. At least I will go out proud.

But a cold will fuck me up every single time. Sometimes for days. And yes, I will whine all the time nonstop.

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This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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I’d rather have a broken bone once if it means I’ll never catch cold again.

Broken leg for couple of months is preferable to blocked and runny nose.

Fuck cold.

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ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world
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When you’re not trying to move the affected bone, it’s easy to forget about a break. With a cold you’re reminded with every breath, every swallow, and every time it makes you sneeze or throw a coughing fit.

Yep, not a fan!

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Zagorath@aussie.zone
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Anon is a Trans Inclusive Radical Sexist.

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0laura@lemmy.world
93 points

the correct word is TIRM. trans inclusionary radical misogynist.

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atro_city@fedia.io
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TRIM sounds better

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Zagorath@aussie.zone
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Trans-radical inclusive misogynist doesn’t quite work, unfortunately.

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halvar@lemm.ee
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Lawful Evil

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Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world
92 points

Let’s crunch the numbers, would it be financially sensible to pay for m to f transition of Employees, so you can pay them less in the long run?

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general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
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With 27% pay cut and the employee having a 3000/month salary and them working a decade in most cases yes

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qarbone@lemmy.world
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Now this is businessing!

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Phoenix3875@lemmy.world
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Mandatory MTF transition as a job requirement on the horizon.

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odium@programming.dev
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Maga hats say this unironically. It’s a Republican scare tactic.

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SirBucksworth@lemmy.world
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„So John… Listen. We‘re not enough revenue to pay you your regular salary. Either you cut off your d*ck, or we‘ll have to cut you off“

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Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world
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I like that cutting his Pay as man is no option whatsoever

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ADTJ@feddit.uk
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Now you’re getting it!

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Cyrus Draegur@lemm.ee
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Trans-inclusive radical misogyny…

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lessthanluigi@lemmy.world
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Those damn TIRMs and their Conditions

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dudinax@programming.dev
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Don’t forget to pass her up for promotion.

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Drusas@kbin.run
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And talk over her in meetings, and then suggest her idea as if it was yours.

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