Some people just don’t know how to have fun
Mr. Jones should proudly frame this and put it on his wall. It is a masterpiece.
you sent the request purely to waste our time
What? Waste your–? No, man, no… Really, no!
False advertising, lol
The correct response would be to offer to swap it for an Action Man figure.
Mr. Jones,
After due consideration, we have come to the conclusion the logistics of shipping make this purchase infeasible.
However, if you are able to transport this vehicle to our headquarters on your end, we are prepared to offer $3.50 in quarters for your vehicle.
Then, if the guy delivers, pay the man out of your own pocket. Turn it into a PR stunt and games some pictures of it in the parking lot before sending it home with an employee who has a kid. If the guy just reposts the response, your company looks fun without losing the professional veneer.
Even now, it’s not too late to offer about $2.50 for one of these cars
