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Adam Jennings DOXXED!!!

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We certainly know what kind of car he has.

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Some people just don’t know how to have fun

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I’m sure they had loads of fun writing this.

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Seems they actually don’t buy any car

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The correct response would be to offer to swap it for an Action Man figure.

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Or pay out in Monopoly money

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Mr. Jones,

After due consideration, we have come to the conclusion the logistics of shipping make this purchase infeasible.

However, if you are able to transport this vehicle to our headquarters on your end, we are prepared to offer $3.50 in quarters for your vehicle.

Then, if the guy delivers, pay the man out of your own pocket. Turn it into a PR stunt and games some pictures of it in the parking lot before sending it home with an employee who has a kid. If the guy just reposts the response, your company looks fun without losing the professional veneer.

Even now, it’s not too late to offer about $2.50 for one of these cars

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If this is a US company, sue them

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I only do this as I like to learn new things myself and appreciate if people correct me.

You made a mistake in choosing to use an over a.

The way you can decide which one to use is by looking at the proceeding words first syllable sound. If it has a vowel sound you use an if it doesn’t, then you use a. It’s important to note it’s vowel sound and not just a vowel.

Examples:

  • A teacher
  • An apple
  • A car
  • An hour (note it starts with a vowel sound, but not a vowel)
  • A US company
  • An excellent teacher
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Teach me about the very common “an historical” usage, master!

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A historical would be the correct usage, but it seems to be a generational thing where some people may still use an historical.

Edit: I was curious and so I found this source explaining more about the usage

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Some people say it like “an -istorical”

It’s istory init?

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Corrected

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