Back in my day, pronoun’t.
Way back when, yet still in memory, there were no pronouns.
“there” is a pronoun in your example. You’re saying “pronouns were not there” in a ye-olden format, and “there” is standing in for a place (meaning has changed over time).
'Way back when, yet still in memory, English had no pronouns."
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/there
depends on the use, but in this situation I’m leaning towards definition #2
Wait till they find out about Spanish
Ape together strong
Imo mocking the term they use (“pronouns”) harms the cause. Mocking incorrect usage of the word doesn’t do anything but provoke eye rolling. They don’t mean literally all pronouns and they know we know. Mocking them like this just gives them an easy out and makes uncertain readers feel like they’re not being taken seriously, thereby pushing them towards the right.