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That two hundred and sixty-nine unread messages make my brain hurt and fills me with existential dread.

It’s like staring into the abyss and you see a notification pop up.

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Hahaha came here to say the same.

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It’s like work email. Mine were 100% read for 16 years. Then I let one go unread, then two, and now I’m up to just under 1,000 unread emails. It’s an adrenaline rush, like Russian roulette. I doubt I’ll read any replies to this comment! I need help.

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6 points

I’d offer help but you wouldn’t read it.

Plus I’m wildly unqualified.

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10 points

Just try and stop me

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12 points

You guys check your emails?

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ADHD lyfe. I literally have a bit over 13 000 unread emails.

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3 points

Posting this because of how much it is going to annoy people.

Wow, you can just paste images into the textarea, how sweet is that.

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Autism+ADHD life, I can’t stand to have emails in my inbox for more than a day and I also can’t be diligent enough to achieve that

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Yeah I gave up long ago. I regularly miss important emails but my life is kinda clown shoes anyhow so that’s the least of my worries

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12 points

If they’re anything like me, they’re piled up 2FA codes that I can’t be bothered to delete

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I have tons of those. I still mark every single one of them read. Only time I ever leave anything unread is when I need a reminder to get back to it later.

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1 point

well look at you with your working executive function lol

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Make a filter and work with folders. If you can’t, get a sane client software. Thunderbird, Evolution, Kmail, Claws are pretty good.

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10 points

It bothers me that “Mom >” is centered and not “Mom” centered with the > jutting out a bit. It’s off center from the M above it.

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4 points

“Its a meme Batman”

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I hate texters that use zero punctuation like this. It’s like having a stroke trying to read it.

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30 points

No punctuation on top of terrible grammar. It hurts.

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15 points

I’ve heard that some younger people find punctuation “too aggressive” or something.

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Ellipses… definitely.

Sentences ending a full stop. Somewhat.

Very context dependent though

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I think this makes me old because I like using ellipses as a pause! Maybe I’ll just go to writing the word uh in everywhere so people know my brain is old and trying to think of things as I write.

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11 points

Tom Scott has a great video on the topic, it might interest you. Link

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1 point

I miss him

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2 points

What?! Really!? Who could possibly think this is aggressive?! Really?! Who?!

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1 point

my partner and her mom use voice to text without editing, and it looks just like this lol

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Wow, double whammy, it’s annoying to everyone on both sides of the text…

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7 points

It’s Fully Ramblomatic now.

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3 points

Skill issue

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Ok but to be fair, that movie does give good reason for this.

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