38 points

Hahaha I’m never paying it anyway. Fuck cigarettes

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35 points

I don’t want to see ads

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25 points

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Use offer code 196 for a 3-day free trial

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Black humor doesn’t work when your company figures largely in responsibility for the mess.

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19 points

Say you’re 25, and will die at 80 but want to at 30:

50 years is 26,280,000 minutes

Which is 3,754,285.7 ciggies

With 5 years to do it so 1826 days to do it

Which is 2056 ciggies a day…? I can’t afford that.

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4 points

five. hundred. cigarettes.

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16 points

what stage of capitalism is it when companies that sell products that they know kill people makes an advertisement joking about how their products are a way to get out from under the thumb of other companies that give predatory loans to people who the company knows are likely to take them because their brains aren’t yet developed enough to know better

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11 points

This isn’t a real tweet guys

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