38 points

Hahaha I’m never paying it anyway. Fuck cigarettes

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35 points

I don’t want to see ads

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25 points

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Use offer code 196 for a 3-day free trial

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19 points

Say you’re 25, and will die at 80 but want to at 30:

50 years is 26,280,000 minutes

Which is 3,754,285.7 ciggies

With 5 years to do it so 1826 days to do it

Which is 2056 ciggies a day…? I can’t afford that.

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4 points

five. hundred. cigarettes.

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Black humor doesn’t work when your company figures largely in responsibility for the mess.

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