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I wish cows were the size of cats so we could have them as pets

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cRazi_man@lemm.ee
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kitnaht@lemmy.world
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Then buy some cows, breed them, and selectively breed them until they’re really small. But don’t forget about secondary characteristics like aggressiveness, etc. Don’t breed them to be a smash-faced pug with breathing problems.

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baltakatei@sopuli.xyz
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Better hurry, though, since culture might change and suddenly domesticated animals like cows are recognized as people with rights and 20th century burger-eating culture becomes taboo.

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Troy@lemmy.ca
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Op accidentally starts a cattle ranch in process of acquiring house pet. Not enough generations of cows pass, and they die as a farmer.

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Hurculina Drubman@lemm.ee
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can you housebreak a cow?

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ikidd@lemmy.world
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I just think about the wet sloppy shits all over the house.

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sporks_a_plenty@lemmy.world
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Granted. They are immediately more endearing than any pet anyone has ever had… But by 3 years of age they are more delicious than any food anyone has ever eaten.

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