41 points
Granted, cats now weigh thousands of pounds.
6 points
2 points
3 points
35 points
Granted, however cow pie size remains unchanged.
30 points
Granted. Intense selective breeding creates a dwarf cow to sell as designer pets. The process is excessively cruel and incestuous, and the dwarf cows are in constant pain, as well as stupid and easily angered. Animal rights groups see the creation of dwarf cows as more inhumane than beef production.
15 points
9 points
12 points
Granted, but they still weigh the same
11 points
Granted. They are immediately more endearing than any pet anyone has ever had… But by 3 years of age they are more delicious than any food anyone has ever eaten.
