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Tbf they did good for most of it

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A lot of their success is due to their tactic of rushing into the enemy without any care for supply lines and logistics. This often worked to their advantage but most of those early wins were not sustainable in the long run. It gave the impression that they were more powerful than they actually were.

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Leeroy jenkins is a short term solution

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The baddie germans were the Leroy Jenkins of WWII, just charging in and expecting shit to work.

Didn’t work out well when the sovvies clapped their cheeks all the way back to Berlin

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They fought most of the rest of the world all at once and it was pretty touch-and-go there for a bit.

If Hitler had died of a meth overdose in early 1940 I could see the universe of ‘The Man In The High Castle’ coming to pass.

As it stands, meth heads gonna meth, and he decided fighting on 2 fronts was fine.

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Belgium 100% won that war

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61 points

Fights one war

It was kind of a big one, though.

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And they picked as their opponent, the world!

-Norm McDonald

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And it was close

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Pff no.

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It wasn’t that close and even if they managed to get some sort of win, they would never have been able to hold it. Mainstream media likes to portray Nazis as an efficient machine, but it turns out when you hand out promotions based on the shape of the officer’s faces, you get a dysfunctional military.

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And pretty successful hat they stopped at a certain point

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“If they hadn’t done all those things, they would have won.”

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There would be no way to stop. The German economy was really messed up by the Nazis. They essentially had no exports because they were producing mainly materiel for the war and were under an embargo anyway.

That means they had no way to get money besides literally taking it from conquered countries. The problem is, you can only loot once. This created a vicious cycle where they became more isolated and needed to conquer even more.

Honestly, before nukes existed, the Nazis could have been defeated by an embargo. But it would have cost more lives. Invading Germany saved lives and the nukes saved even more lives in Japan.

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The problem is, you can only loot once. This created a vicious cycle where they became more isolated and needed to conquer even more.

Fucks sake Adolf, I learned this from a few hours of a total war game. You think you’d have figured it out at some point.

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If anyone’s interested in further reading the MEFO Bills are definitely interesting from an economic perspective.

I’m sure it wasn’t the first army built on credit, but it was definitely the biggest.

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