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Pyrrhus (brought to the future by time machine): Hey it’s me Greek King and generally considered one of the best Ancient Generals of all time, do you guys still remember me?

Me: Yeah we even named a type of victory after you.

Pyrrhus: Neat. Is it a good victory?

Me: …

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“The after-victory speech was one for the history books!”

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Ukraine has made the reclamation of all pre-2014 territory their stated war aims, so I don’t see how you can call anything less than that a Ukrainian victory.

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And considering how much it has already cost them, it’s literally impossible for them to have anything better than a Pyrrhic victory. If they could take a couple oblasts from Russia somehow, it would still have cost too much.

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How can you not see how you can call it that? I’m fairly critical of our media, but when it comes to how you can call all sorts of things Ukrainian victories, I really have to hand it to them. They have stepped up with hundreds of concrete examples.

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I know this is probably irony poisoning, but this is gonna get a big yikes from me. Pretty lame joke

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I don’t think they know what the word pyrrhic means (and I’m pretty sure they miss spelled it as well)

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novorossiya scenario is happening but thats also not novorossiya

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Right? Novorossiya scenario is basically landlocking.

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also ukrainian nationalists wouldnt consider back to 2014 a ‘decisive victory’. they want to take everything to the east up to the caspian, lol

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28 points

True victory: Ukraine is returned to Albania

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