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He didn’t even come up with the idea of gluing the blender to his leg, he just bought out the guy that did and is claiming it as his own.

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Elon called the real inventor a pedo and deleted the guy’s twitter account

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23 points

What a timeline we live in that I had to double check the community this was posted in to verify it was satire

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it’s like rimworld when you replace one of your transhumanist colonist’s legs with a piece of wood

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yaharr!

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8 points

Then there’s this

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It scares me that, at a $5000 pricetag, that sounds very cheap for mobility equipment.

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Yeah I’m waiting for the $30,000 medical version that’s the exact same just white

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I half expected this to be “Not the onion”. We are talking about D’Elon after all.

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