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The Future Of Biohacking: Elon Musk Has Announced He Is Now Half Machine After Gluing A Vitamix Blender To His Leg(clickhole.com)

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proper@lemmy.world
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Is this funny?

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SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works
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Then there’s this

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Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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It scares me that, at a $5000 pricetag, that sounds very cheap for mobility equipment.

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SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works
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Yeah I’m waiting for the $30,000 medical version that’s the exact same just white

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wallybeavis@lemmy.world
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What a timeline we live in that I had to double check the community this was posted in to verify it was satire

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LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world
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I feel bad for that Vitamix

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UnpopularCrow@lemmy.world
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He didn’t even come up with the idea of gluing the blender to his leg, he just bought out the guy that did and is claiming it as his own.

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worldwidewave@lemmy.world
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Elon called the real inventor a pedo and deleted the guy’s twitter account

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