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OP should have pulled out the Sardaukar chant

I have no idea why anyone would watch Dune 7 times. Because I haven’t seen dune.

I would watch the one from the 80’s 7 times before I watched the new ones 7 times. They’re good, but those square box shields from the OG are just too fucking hilarious.

I am kind of amazed their isn’t a VR game already that does this.

I loved the books, but haven’t watched Dune 2 yet. The first Dune was just okay, the book was way better IMO, so I just haven’t gotten around to it.

As someone who also thought the first was just ‘ok’ - go watch it tonight. Dune 2 is the best sci-fi movie made in the last 25 years and maybe in the top 3 of all time. It absolutely does justice to the book(s) and is a total spectacle for the senses. Stop sleeping on it.

Sorry, I only have a smartphone at the moment and David Lynch would spit at me if he knew I was watching it that way.

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Took me longer then I’d like to admit to get the qt3.14

Here I thought it was just some new lingo I didn’t know until I read your comment.

qt(333/106) and qt(355/113) are closer approximations anyway, with 4 and 6 decimal digits of precision, respectively.

There’s also 22/7, which is slightly more precise than 3.14 alone, but if you ask me, the first two nines which appear in pi lend themselves to a nice rhythm in English that are easily worked into a sing-sing mnemonic that keeps up until the “79” after the 12th decimal, when that falls apart. As a result, I’ve only memorized the first half of my rhyme:

3.14159

2653589

7932384

Sorry to say I don’t know more

you must be young or old. that was standard Internet parlance a decade ago.

I’ve been computing since before the internet, so definitely the latter lol. In my defence social media was never my thing so thats probably why I didn’t come across it

yeah, that makes sense lol. this one was very common on 4chan and chat rooms. think it started with aim. that was one of the first broadly accessible instant messaging platforms that you were likely to find young women on.

Yeah, I thought the customer was 14 at first…

It used to be like this, but I don’t have a fork, and can’t do ru over 18

B4 👁️ 🍴 u, _Ru/18 qt 🥧

That my guy is not the tism

Yeah that is just being bad at keeping opinions to yourself

Little mouse got big ears.

I’d like to give her the gom jabbar human test.

Take her out to the desert to show her some spice.

She can stay in my sietch, and ride my sand worm.

Is… is that a thumper? No. But someone is summoning a worm.

If she was an Honored Matre I’d call her Mother Commander.

You know what the Bene Gesserit would say? She’s a breeder.

Sea Child, let’s go for a swim.

This whole post got effortlessly outmatched by a shitposter i saw calling the bene gesserit ‘the milf illuminati’

Bless my coming and her going

I am the Jizzatz Hardasrock!

The slow blade penetrates the thong

I’d let her wash over me and through me

I’d bomb her hideout like Baron Hard-bonin’

Wormsign at pants o’clock!

Spunkin’ Ride-a-ho, what word do you bring from the wilds of Asscrackis?

'Thopter? I just met her!

I’d drink her stillsuit water

Damn, that girl forgot to walk without rhythm and attracted my worm

Watch out, there’s gonna be a Spice Bloom down south

The only way through a Holtzman shield is with slow penetration.

I’m a Sardaukar from Gigiddy Prime. I’m HardKumin tonight inside your shield wall.

It is rare to see a crysknife. They are blindingly white. Want to see mine?

I want to feel you like Leto II with a sand trout.

I’ll bang the abominations out of her.

I’ll play Duncan, you play Murbella, we’ll put the yes in a No ship.

You must be Sheena. I stand at attention.

Want to see my Little Maker and taste the Water of Life?

Girl are you on the golden path, because I’ve been seeing you all night

I’d jabbar her gom…?

I’d share my water all over her…?

(Okay, not the best but I haven’t read that book in ages.)

She fear on my mind killer till I remain

So did you get fired, or…?

prompting others to out Dune me but whatever, take it the wrong way if you want

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