Doop died five years ago, everyone is streaming on pleet now.
Awkward that you would mention streaming. We moved on to gleeking 3 years ago.
I haven’t seen the term gleeking in decades. Growing up in the 80s it was a skill to be mastered.
I think the new hip thing is the lefty cappuccino that everyone’s raging about. I keep asking for it in coffee shops, but no one has delivered so far.
I’m seemingly also close to the grave, because I have no idea if those words are actual products or just made up.
Streaming is so 2024.
Everyone is womping now. You can womp on gubu, or womp ad free on poopdeck.
I was reminded
The impossible is possible at Zombocom.
Used to load Zombocom on every computer in the lab back in high school. Except the one computer that faced away from the teacher that was used to play Ass Hunter on ebaumsworld. Unfortunately, that computer also faces the door to the class, so it was risky, and ultimately became a problem.
I was playing a multiplayer game and the people in chat got such a kick out of trying to teach me the terminology they were using.
They were so proud when I called one of them the rizz master accurately.
Most young people don’t know what’s going on either with all the celebrities. Everything has just become so niche. You could have a popular streamer with 10M+ subscribers and interview 100 people on the street under 18 and nobody knows who they are.
People who were born in 2007 are almost adults. Feel old now?
Oh please, those kids can be five year olds at best, and I refuse to believe otherwise.
A few years back I was a firearm salesman. The first time I sold a gun to someone born in the year 2000 I had an instant mid-life crisis.
Now I have a side gig teaching night classes at the University, and the students graduating college now weren’t alive for 9/11.
and the students graduating college now weren’t alive for 9/11.
Aw man that sucks. Every kid should get to experience the wonderful 9/11. Truly a shame they can’t anymore.
I have to interact with a lot of them for my job, almost is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
People basically act like children until they’re in their 20s, and kids born in '07 are currently still in high school.
