JD Vance briskly marched up to Air Force 2, Kamala Harris’ plane, planning to give political reporters a show as he confronted the vice president uninvited on Wednesday. His power-play dreams, like most of his chaotic veep run, were immediately thwarted once he realized Harris was not present. “I just wanted to check out my future plane,” Vance told campaign reporters gathered on the tarmac in Wisconsin.

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He really thought he was doing something there. What a weird fool.

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He heard about the couches on the plane…

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The guy wants to join the mile high club

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Not bad for a plane 😏

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Ugh. Sun-bleached, bad-built, butch-body couch. Not nearly enough curves and contours. How’s a fella supposed to get into that? It’ll have to go.

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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of JD Vance masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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Obviously next time you’re on the train you should start furiously masturbating without the pictures of couches, it’ll go much better for you.

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15 points

There’s a CRT TV, how old is this.

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Pretty sure it’s the previous model which is now a museum exhibit.

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7 points

It’s just woke. /s

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6 points

(JDV) I can only get so erect.

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23 points

Sorry Vance, mile high club requires sex with a person

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You mean I don’t have a real individual membership?

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5 points

Our plane…

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Союз нерушимый

республик свободных…

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I can’t read that, but if it’s a communism joke,. I meant that the plane is government property it doesn’t belong to the person inside.

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Сплотила навеки Великая Рус

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14 points

He was using his combat skills he learnt as a public relations specialist.

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America being the worldwide laughingstock when it comes to politics has lost it’s charm. The last few years Idiocracy has become the better alternative.

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The only people that think this are people obsessed with American media.

David Cameron has some association with a pig.

Modi has said some bizarre things about being a demigod.

Macron lectured a kid for saying “How’s it going Manu?” instead of “How’s to going, Mr. President”

Germany has a long history of very dumb policies, not unique to any specific politician. Such as banning protestors from chanting in any language other than English or German.

And many other things. Politics have dumb things and dumb people everywhere*- it’s not uniquely American. American politics are just the most widely publicized internationally.

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Australia has Engadine McDonald’s and its former Prime Minister

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I remember the German politician who had scat fetish/toilet fetish content posted by himself all over the internet

https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/1189710-german-politicians-video-of-licking-public-toilets-goes-viral

Of course the party he’s in is the FDP (libertarians)

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They’re not libertarians, just neoliberals

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