JD Vance briskly marched up to Air Force 2, Kamala Harris’ plane, planning to give political reporters a show as he confronted the vice president uninvited on Wednesday. His power-play dreams, like most of his chaotic veep run, were immediately thwarted once he realized Harris was not present. “I just wanted to check out my future plane,” Vance told campaign reporters gathered on the tarmac in Wisconsin.
He is so weird….
Even if that phrase hadn’t been used ad nauseum already, this would be the right time to use it. This is truly a WTF move.
It’s all about projecting strength, especially towards women, bonus points if they’re not white.
What is it with Americans and just ruining catch phrases?
It’s cool and funny sometimes, not every fucking time.
Remember, there are two kinds of Americans.
- Democrats: Weed
- Republicans: Amphetamine or cocaine (depending on income)
You now understand everything about American politics.
Waaait… I am on Adderall for ADHD but also enjoy an herby comedown at the end of the day. So what does that make me? A filthy centrist?! What is this dichotomous drug-fueled political identity crisis I’m experiencing!!!
/s
Weird
JD Couch Fucker Vance creates awkward photo op after failed political stunt.
It certainly hasa bit of a “Paul Ryan gets soup kitchen employee to let him get pictures taken of him washing already-clean pans and giving a kid a pep talk and pissing off the manager” vibe.
Unlike normal commercial or charter planes, AF1 and AF2 have couches.
It’s too bad JD Vance won’t be joining the Couch Mile High Club on Air Force 2.
I think Bert kreisher, if he was on SNL, would be a great couch fucking JD Vance.
Only because kreishers complete inability to be funny would further twist the knife on vances awkwardness.
