122 points

A fool and his money are soon parted. From the same class of vehicles that tried to lock heated seats behind a monthly subscription.

You know what’s nice? Those cars can F right off. I won’t buy one new. And never will buy one used.

Always will be “budget” cars (Corolla, Civic, Versa, etc.) that won’t screw around with this crap because the buyers can’t afford to screw around with it.

TRY to paywall a heated seat in a Civic. I dare Honda. It won’t be more than 10 minutes before someone has it badly wired up like an aftermarket subwoofer.

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24 points

Even Toyota is doing this now. They locked features like the digital tire pressure gauge behind a paywall on their app.

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20 points

Isn’t a tire pressure monitoring system legally required on all cars now?

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17 points

It is, but the minimum requirement is a “low pressure” notification when tire pressure drops past a certain point. So instead of a gauge you’d get a warning light.

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I can see the tire pressure of my truck though the app and I don’t pay for any Toyota subscriptions. The only thing I’m aware they lock behind a paywall in the app is remote start, but you can still do that from the key fob for free too.

On the newer vehicles they do also lock the navigation behind a paywall but you can just use CarPlay or android auto for free.

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2 points

I think it was only free for a limited time when you buy the car, they might have changed it since then though.

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11 points

Uhm, Toyota does it to a certain extent.

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5 points

Yup, remote start is only free for a limited time then you have to subscribe. They make great cars but they’re no angels.

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3 points

Cars and trucks are one of the best examples of how effective things like marketing can be. It’s unreal what people are willing to pay for in order to have a vehicle that fits their self-image.

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Never EVER would I buy a car from any manufacturer that does this.

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47 points

You might not have a choice if they all decide to do it. Companies are actually kinda good at that kind of collective actions sometimes.

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48 points

When this becomes the norm. I look to the jailbreak community for hope.

I WILL download a car!

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In my area it would take a whole 5 seconds before people either jenk mod it or otherwise jailbreak it. Ive seen VW vans from the 50s with fucking V8 diesel engines around here, folks dont need the guts just the frame.

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8 points

Time to break out the bus pirate, o-scope, and soldering iron.

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14 points

It’s jank modding time!! I know nothing about cars but I’m really good at making something resemble working

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20 points

We said that when the Oblivion horse armor released. And look where we are now.

At some point basically everyone will do it and marketing will fo the rest.

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Oblivion doesn’t cost $50k+ to buy. If these greedy fuckers think they can RENT me parts of a car I already own, they can go fuck themselves.

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26 points

John Deere has entered the chat

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12 points

All modern problems can be traced back to Ronald Regan and Todd Howard.

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4 points

not playing AAA games

sadly though micro transactions have dominated

here’s to hoping we have non bullshit car options in the future

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16 points

Neither would I, but the majority of these cars are going into corporate fleets. I’ll have one at the end of the year. I assume corporate isn’t going to pay for the optionals so I’ll be stuck with a crippled car through no choice of my own.

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6 points

What job/country do you work in where you still get a corporate car?

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8 points

IT in Flanders, Belgium. Company cars are almost a given for white collar jobs and even many blue collar ones here since regular income from work is taxed to high heavens. Companies look for other ways to compensate employees without actually having to raise their base salary. Just recently this shifted to electric-only, so most company fleets now are stopping leases on diesel & gas cars and replacing them with EV’s.

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63 points

Can you at least unlock it later with experience points or in-game currency?

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26 points

Is money just irl in game currency?

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7 points

Since Nixon, yes.

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3 points

What happened then? Gold standard?

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7 points

Six points for every pedestrian you hit? Double for cyclists.

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4 points

You earn XP by using the turn signals so…. no it’s basically impossible to level up by playing

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It’s time to root cars, it looks like.

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They won’t do it themselves, they’ll pay for it. People already do it with brand new ICE cars, they get a performance package from a third party.

Also in 10 years, that $150000 Benz will be a $15000 Benz and owned by someone a fair bit younger than the original owner, probably. Much more likely to get the controller flashed for additional power at that point.

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2 points

My sides are in orbit…

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I heard of a guy who tuned his already 500 hp Benz to get it over 600 (now he is under arrest in my country for street racing).

They also do this a lot with BMWs, e.g. the 318i and 320i engine is the same, so if you just change/hack some software setting on the 318i, you can get more hp out of the same car.

But these are of course the minority of people, and mostly targeting sport cars, not luxury sedans.

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16 points

And lose all warranty? Nah rather buy a car from someone else

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14 points

Until they are all doing it

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Welcome to the world of digital subscriptions boys. It used to be a PC only thing… not amy more.

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17 points

Well… Plenty of cars are actually becoming a rideable PC where “ride” is just an option too. This is one of this things where I can’t decide, is it more sad, scary or stupid.

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12 points

It’s moneeeyy. That’s all there is to it, money. They finally have an easy way to control what you can or can’t do with the things that (at least on paper) you own.

I just knew this was gonna happen… I warned about these things ever since music/movie subscriptions became a thing. You don’t own a copy of what you (allegidly) bought, thus, it’s not yours.

Now, you do own the thing… at least on paper, but you can’t do much with it unless you pay extra cash to the one who sold it to you, so it can… you know, do the things it’s supposed to do. It’s basically extortion, no matter how you slice it. It’s malware, period.

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6 points

This is one of this things where I can’t decide, is it more sad, scary or stupid.

It’s criminal. Locking up capabilities of hardware you already bought and trying to extract rents for them is literally no different than a mafia protection racket. These car company execs deserve to go go prison for racketeering.

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8 points

Next, your artificial heart, watch 60sec ads or it will stop ticking in the next 1 hr

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4 points

We might be laughing about this now, but I bet someone already is working on something like this.

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5 points

Did it come to PC or Xbox first?

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5 points

Well, if you count AOL, PC

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