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considering heaven is often described as everyone praising God repeatedly without break for eternity, probably not that far off

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According to believers, it rewrites or erases your personality, which begs the question: are you still you in heaven? Or is it more like an avatar visage of what was once you?

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Its just your faith acting as an eternal battery stripped of all other purpose. Its why Yahweh only takes the true devout and believers.

Which also begs the question of whether literally any god is true with faith.

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16 points

What the Buddha said:

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It was rough for the first hour and a half, but now my worship.ps1 PowerShell script runs every half hour, while I think about math.

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Well, at least if there are computers involved it should be highly automatable.

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Oh yeah. And your debts carry over.

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All the illnesses too, mental ones included.

Oh, and ads for some seasons. Not that there is anything to benefit from selling random stuff, just a dick move.

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“We’re in the bad place, aren’t we?”

“Was it the RocketFish keyboard that gave it away? I told Todd that was going too far!”

Edit: To be fair, I liked my RocketFish keyboard, but I’m aware that it is the “frozen yogurt” of keyboards.

“I love how you humans are always making something a bit worse, just so you can have more of it.”

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Mr Satan bro doesn’t look so bad now, huh?

What is a little thermostat issues compared to all the other perks?

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Who greeted people before St. Peter died?

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Adam ex boyfriend, Steve.

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Peter Sr.

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