The gender I want to be is “Majestic Unicorn of unclear gender/sex, but decidedly statuesque in bearing”

You can see how it would be difficult for me to transition in any meaningful way

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They say you should listen to my inner child, and when I was a very young child I wanted to be a caterpillar. So far I’m accomplishing this by doing fuck all but eat and sleep.
Maybe I’m less like Franz Kafka than I thought, however I believe I should give it a little more time (just in case metamorphosis is around the corner).

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metamorphise into what butterflies metamorphise away from

“ow you dont need that form? can i hav?”

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I believe you could be Kafka’s stunt double with your writing.

Gregor Samsa, maybe not.

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9 points

A fellow trans-human.

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Sounds like it’s time for someone to discover fur affinity!

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You know, Slowpoke is one of my favourite pokémon. [winks]

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5 points

Look more into a dolphin-plasty.

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