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This is the perfect representation of how most people would imagine a communist.

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A bit entitled, this anon. With no money, sponging off his little brother. No surprise the sister in law doesn’t like him or trust him

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A bit? He lives rent free, has no money and complains about the multiple food options that are freely available to him. Grade A narcissist.

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And expects them to go back out and pay for his non-problem

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10 points

Snacking is a path to obesity

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You’re not wrong. Eating just 500 extra calories a day (which is like two donuts, something I could pop down without even realizing I’d done it) means you’ll put on a pound a week (3500 calories = 1 pound of body fat) or 52 pounds in one year, which would take a 6’0" 180-pound man into obese territory, per BMI calculations. And TBF that’s pretty weak sauce; on numerous occasions I’ve added that much fat just over the Winter.

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62 points

Anon is a leech

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Besides [snack], knockoff [snack], [snack] and [snack] they have no snacks.

Idk. Maybe OOP wanted something healthy?

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