I wonder what “limited lifetime warranty” means.

232 points
  1. Pick some friends that you like
  2. Download “I Am Never Going To Give You Up” by Rick Roll
  3. Put the song on the disk in very low quality .mp3
  4. Give the disks away as “fun, retro” drink coasters
  5. Watch as they use the coasters, unaware that you Rick Rollered them
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this…is a great idea!
Especially since I have friends who will go to some effort to find out what’s on the disk out of curiosity.

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Lol whoops, I meant to give a wrong answer, my bad

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Make sure to name the file inconspicuously but temptingly, relating to the old days, like Bill Gates confession.mp3 or DJ Mike Llama - Llama Whippin’ Intro.mp3

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They make really good coasters, will recommend.

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58 points

Rick rollercoastered.

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34 points

Poor Mr. Astley, forever known as Mr. Roll

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He had his run during the 80s. He’s enjoying a second wind with the Rick roll.

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7 points

It made me wanna listen to the rest of his music once I actually fully heard Never Gonna Give You Up

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Make sure to use this version of the song

Floppy Disks - Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley

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We use old floppies as coasters!

I have people all the time ask “these are so cute, where did you get them?”. RadioShack. 25 years ago.

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just in case someone sticks it in a working drive, add a file to the floppy named

autorun.inf

and add the following to it with a text editor:

[autorun]
open=Microsoft.Media.Player.exe
icon=icon.ico

while i doubt it will actually work, if it does, it would be quite hilarious in my opinion. there’s probably, hopefully, safeguards that prevent such a thing from working and i likely have the syntax wrong, i haven’t used windows in years.

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I don’t think autorun worked with floppy disks, only with CDs and USB units.

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I don’t think the OS was sophisticated enough to tell the difference… A drive letter is a drive letter…

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I fuckin LOVE this!!! It’s absurd in the extreme and yet, so fuckin cool!

I humbly bow to your greatness of creativity.

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Thanks! I was intending for it to be more of a shitpost, but I guess I’m not very good at those, it turns out

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Nah it’s awesome. Like you can then tell them “Hah you’ve been rickrolled” haha.

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196 points

Label in sharpie as “Bitcoin password” and superglue to the sidewalk in a busy area. Watch people try to pick up.

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This is 98% the right answer, but you drop them somewhere that keeps them intact, and believable enough so that people take them, and spend the rest of the weekend going to thrift stores trying to find an external floppy drive, and the next month trying to figure out how to get their iPhone to mount it.

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This but put your own floppy drives up on local listing sites for ridiculous prices. Lmao it’s almost too evil.

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9 points

That’s more like a scam than a prank

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Alternatively, you could write

  • “Someone help me I’m trapped in here!”
  • “Nuclear attack scenarios”
  • “You put this disk here to save your life, do not ignore”
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12 points

This is the right answer. You failed hard.

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Yeeessssss…

Cover the paper label with packing tape (cheap mans laminate).
Use quick set epoxy for a better bond.

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2 points

Stuck to the fridge using a hard drive magnet!

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111 points

Dude. RAID.

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If this is wrong, I’m not sure I want to be right.

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Click on them to save your files.

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Just carry one around with you and whenever something important happens or you are about to do something risky, pull it out, press it with your finger and loudly say “Save”.

Edit: Bonus points for carrying a huge cardboard mouse pointer to click with.

Edit 2: I really should read all the replies before starting to type.

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8 points

Hitting the save right before the murder spree.

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4 points

Big open world RPG protagonist vibes

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75 points

Download a car

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18 points

You wouldn’t dare

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