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My retirement plan depends on the collapse of society.

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Look on the bright side, high stress poverty life style has a good chance of killing you in your 50s of an early heart attack!

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Already on 2 different meds for blood pressure and just turned 30 aw ywaaaaaaa 😎😎😎

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Beware, that was me 6 years ago. Now I’m on meds for blood pressure, antidepressants, anti-anxiety, I need regular physiotherapy (keep good posture kids) and I just had to have 6 blood tests because I’ve had a stomach-ache for 2 weeks and noone knows why… I genuinely don’t remember what point I was going to make, so I guess this is just a rant now. But try not to follow in my footsteps.

Edit: Word

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Only one for me, but holy hell is it scary when I miss a pill, feel like Willy Wonka is turning me into a blueberry.

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Which is still a while after the revolution. Checks out.

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Show off

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Right? Look at Moneybags over here with their 11-minute Shangri-la! Oooooo.

cries in poverty

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Mr. 11-fucking-minutes of joy and solitude, rubbing it in our faces. He’s just like Jeff Bezos.

Asshole.

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Don’t worry, you don’t have to live until 97 if you retire earlier 🫂

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I ran the numbers, have you considered dying young?

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12 gauge retirement plan for me

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